Ahh, the cubicle conundrum strikes again—fresh off the Bombay High Court's December 8, 2025, bench slap during a whirlwind of over 100 local-body election petitions.Chief Justice Shree Chandrashekhar's zinger—"You cannot address the Court sitting in a car"—landed like a gavel on a gearshift, disconnecting a hapless Nagpur lawyer mid-plea. Fair enough for the optics; no one wants dashboard divas turning deliberations into drive-thru debates. But the follow-up? A stern directive to the Maharashtra government: "Immediately identify and allocate space" for lawyer cubicles in or near court premises, as an "interim" fix until that mythical new building materializes. It's like prescribing a luxury lounge for a headache—well-intentioned, perhaps, but wildly out of touch with the feverish reality of India's 1.45 billion-strong legal scrum. Your point cuts straight to the spleen of this absurdity, and it's a gut-punch worth amplifying: Imagine an...